May 2013
oakamatic:
drewbarrymoreslisp:
mistaking someone’s kindness for flirting
mistaking someone’s flirting for kindness
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
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unfollower:
pausequoi:
samandriel:
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the…
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
SCHOOL LOWERS MY SELF ESTEEM
too bad i didnt give any fucks my very second semester of college pfffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttt hahahahhahahahahahha oh fucking well carpe diem right? „„„ no
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
